Animal Character Fans Pillows

Dating Service. Sorry, we don't have any rich lemming right now.

'She's doing great, but I would like her to participate a bit more in class: She's, well, as quiet as a mouse of course...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm a monster."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'Checkmate I think!'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Wanna go out?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Tiger Costume

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"