Animal Character Fan Pillows

"Actually, we'd feel a lot safer in a Jewish neighborhood."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

'Checkmate I think!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Happy birthday Darling!

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Nick Offerman

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'