Animal Cartoon Fan Gifts

Lemming Second Thoughts.

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

"I've got a bad feeling, the rats are leaving the ship..."

Rattlesnakes telling a snake holding a rattle - "For the last time. No!"

Two penguins gesture at each other

'Why, first thing on Monday mornings, do I always get someone who can't enunciate very well?'

"I'm flying! I'm flying!" Moments later, Pongo would awaken to the painful truth.

"Can you describe this china shop?"

'Sometimes I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Non-Working Bee: Please Help!

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

'There's probably no dog.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

'I'm just not eager anymore.'

'Miaow??'

Sheep sat at a computer. The screen reads: 'Online gambolling.'

'Did you just curdle?'

'Your job will be to tell them they're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Dog menu.'

'It figures- we picked the life raft without the sheep-to-shore radio...'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Will make guano for food. (begging bat)

"Don't be daft, it'll never work!"

Danger! Quicksand.

"Happy Birthday!"

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

"Do you do these in sheep?"

I'll take it!

People Rinds (pig eating them while watching TV).

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

Lion in work clothes in bar, says: 'King of the jungle? I can't even get a break in the IT department.'

'Oh no, tanneries have changed a lot since the old days.'

Sorry, had skunk for lunch.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"