Animal Cartoon Fans Gifts

'I'd like to be known for my wit and warm personality, but no, it's always the bloody nose...'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"Oh, bad luck."

"No fire ants for me. Spicy food gives me acid reflux."

"Dang! I forgot my Ass. T.M card."

"Ribbit! Pardon me."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Hi, my name is Bernie, and I'm an alcoholic.'

'I knew I definitely needed glasses when I couldn't even see my carrot...'

"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

'Really Julie? Never? Well, that got under the radar!'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

The Lone Pig.

'Bobby, are you watching those National Geographic horror shows again?'

This could take a while -- She's going to powder her nose.

Casino. Don

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"She's a miniature."

Dedication to excellence....

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."