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'I'd like to be known for my wit and warm personality, but no, it's always the bloody nose...'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"Oh, bad luck."

"No fire ants for me. Spicy food gives me acid reflux."

"Dang! I forgot my Ass. T.M card."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Hi, my name is Bernie, and I'm an alcoholic.'

'I knew I definitely needed glasses when I couldn't even see my carrot...'

"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

'Really Julie? Never? Well, that got under the radar!'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

The Lone Pig.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"She's a miniature."

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'