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Short as he was, Dave was confident his endurance would see him through this round.

"Call me a Benedict Arnold, but I've invented a better mouse trap."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Management Reshuffle

'Checkmate I think!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Long Dachshund

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

We're barely gonna make it!