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Short as he was, Dave was confident his endurance would see him through this round.

"Call me a Benedict Arnold, but I've invented a better mouse trap."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Checkmate I think!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Long Dachshund

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

We're barely gonna make it!

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

The inevitability of animal husbandry.