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'My god ! - I must have been mad thinking there was safety in numbers !'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Checkmate I think!'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Long Dachshund

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

We're barely gonna make it!

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman