Animal Cartoons Fan Prints

'My god ! - I must have been mad thinking there was safety in numbers !'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Checkmate I think!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Management Reshuffle

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Long Dachshund

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

We're barely gonna make it!

"Personally, 80 is just way too young to be president."