Lover Of Animal Cartoons Prints

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Management Reshuffle

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Personally, 80 is just way too young to be president."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."