Lover Of Animal Cartoons Pillows

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"Personally, 80 is just way too young to be president."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."