Animal Cartoon Lovers Pillows

Lonely Christmas Cow

'O'Grady says do this.'

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"She's a miniature."

Dedication to excellence....

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Management Reshuffle

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"You're not in the gym Gary!"