Animal Cartoon Aficionados Pillows

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

Horror movies

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

"Personally, 80 is just way too young to be president."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman