Animal Cartoon Collectors Pillows

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Stop doing that!

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Snoopy with Laptop

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'At ease, soldier.'

Dedication to excellence....

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Shell Fire

Young Gums

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'