Animal Cartoon Collectors Gifts

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Dedication to excellence....

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Shell Fire

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Young Gums

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'