Collecting Animal Cartoons Gifts

Chicken: 'It's some sort of pecking order.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Shell Fire

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Cow duel.

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"