Animal Cartoons Gifts

Hen Behaving Badly.

"I've got a bad feeling, the rats are leaving the ship..."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

The cats of war

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

People Rinds (pig eating them while watching TV).

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Alice, are you trying to tell me something?'

"Wild Cat Strike"

"Still getting those migraines?"

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"I'm angry-white-male with bi-polar issues! You got a problem with that buddy?!"

'Yes, having a powerful sense of small is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

'I told my hair stylist to take a little off the top.'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

10 pin bowling cows.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

'I know you've heard about how we roosters get around, but believe me, I'm a one-chicken guy.'

Fox Chasing the Hunt

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Please come in, but you'd better stick with me if you don't want to get lost: It's a rat's nest afterall...'

"Personally, 80 is just way too young to be president."

"Pretty impressive. But how are you with a cherry stem?"

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

"It became clear to me that by responding correctly to certain stimuli, getting this job was a pushover."