Animal Cartoonist Gifts

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Hats and Food

"Scuba cow"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."