Animal Cartoonist Pillows

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Hats and Food

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Scuba cow"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."