Canine Caricaturist Pillows

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Dogs texting each other emojis

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Stork doing weight training.

Strikeout Dog

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"No, honest, I just sat on a squeaky toy."

"You're the first dog I've introduced to my parents. I know they're gonna love you."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Employees Must Lick Themselves Before Returning to Work.