Pet Caricature Lover Pillows

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

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Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Labradoodle"

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Artists Cats

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"Anatomy of a cat"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Tracey Emin

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Art Pets

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'

Every Dog Has His Day

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

John Herschel

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"