Cartoon Dog Art Pillows

A Skinny Dog

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Snowman of the Apes

Young Gums

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Way too much tongue!"

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Caber

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Covid vaccines

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Death Beggar

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Glasnost