Cartoon Dog Art Pillows

A Skinny Dog

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Mohamed Salah

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Young Gums

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Snowman of the Apes

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Way too much tongue!"

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Management Reshuffle

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Death Beggar

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Covid vaccines

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Caber

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Glasnost

The American Nightmare.