Funny Pet Illustrations Pillows

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Flea Philosophy.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'No need to shout.'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Stork doing weight training.

"Personally, 80 is just way too young to be president."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."