Funny Pet Illustrations Pillows

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Management Reshuffle

Flea Philosophy.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Stork doing weight training.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Smiley Victory Fingers

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."