Animal Cartoon Pillows

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Pool shark

"You're fired."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Management Reshuffle

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."