Animal Cartoon Mugs

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Pool shark

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Vaccines vs Variants