Animal Cartoon Lover Mugs

'The great thing about being a snail is that I always have a good excuse for being late...'

"This never gets easier."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Dedication to excellence....

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a marketing role...'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'I'm in accounts.'

"How come Allegheny mound ants cost more than field ants or Pharaoh ants?"

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"I think their marriage was on rocky ground in later years: as soon as he passed away, she sold him to the knackery!"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Follow England mate, they're always crap!