Animal Cartoon Lover Prints

'The great thing about being a snail is that I always have a good excuse for being late...'

"This never gets easier."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Dedication to excellence....

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a marketing role...'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'I'm in accounts.'

"How come Allegheny mound ants cost more than field ants or Pharaoh ants?"

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"I think their marriage was on rocky ground in later years: as soon as he passed away, she sold him to the knackery!"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Giraffe's Ice-cream.