Collecting Amusing Cartoons Gifts

"They just love tassels."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Peach flirting with a banana.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Shell Fire

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Cow duel.

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

At the "Ice-C-U".

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"