Collecting Quirky Cartoons Gifts

"Nothing...the machine says to insert a dollar bill face up."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Peach flirting with a banana.

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Shell Fire

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Cow duel.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'