Collecting Quirky Cartoons Prints

"Nothing...the machine says to insert a dollar bill face up."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Peach flirting with a banana.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Shell Fire

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Cow duel.

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'