Collecting Humorous Cartoons Prints

"Thanks, but I don't need a fly strip."

'This is the captain speaking, we will be serving codeine syrup in our whooping cough flight this evening.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Shell Fire

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Cow duel.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...