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'I limit myself to just one glass of wine a day...'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

A large leaf falling on a dog

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Charles Dickens

The Karate Kitten.

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

"I think he just ashed on me."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Broken since March

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'