Collecting Funny Cartoons Gifts

'That's 'Mister old fart' to you!'

A crinkly crisp goes to a plastic surgeon to straighten out the wrinkles.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

'No, thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

"I said I'm the bluebird of happiness. I didn't say I'm the bluebird of fun."

Looks like this siege could last awhile, sire -- The huns are building microbreweries!

'Has this one got cavity walls?' - 'Only since the rats moved in.'

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

'You've still got it!'

'Give me a break will you? I have only a few days to live anyway...'

"Merry Christmas."

"I follow a Mediterranean diet."

With a wine in each hand you won't accidentally touch your face!

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Peach flirting with a banana.