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An anteater down on his luck.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"She's a miniature."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Checkmate I think!'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Long Dachshund

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'