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An anteater down on his luck.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Checkmate I think!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Management Reshuffle

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Long Dachshund

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"