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"Which one of you runts squealed?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"She's a miniature."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Management Reshuffle

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Personally, 80 is just way too young to be president."