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"Which one of you runts squealed?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"She's a miniature."

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman