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"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Checkmate I think!'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Long Dachshund

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

We're barely gonna make it!