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"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Checkmate I think!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Management Reshuffle

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Long Dachshund

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

We're barely gonna make it!