Pup Romance Fan Gifts

Dog in love

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Fashion Week"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I see a couch."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Wanna go out?"

"Bruno, sit."

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

Top dog

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Chasebook for Dogs

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Apple Kiss

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

"Enough with the drama."

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."