Bilingual Pup Fan Gifts

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Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog in love

'Cat job interviews.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"Bruno, sit."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Chasebook for Dogs

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Too goth?"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"