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"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Fashion Week"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"Too goth?"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Enough with the drama."

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'