Astro Pup Fan Mugs

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Fashion Week"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"The world revolves around my cat."

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Chasebook for Dogs

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"Too goth?"

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Enough with the drama."

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'