Animal Astro Pro Mugs

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Astral Projection

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"The world revolves around my cat."

Water divining Mars

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Your gut bacteria may change from living in space."

Only in the newspapers.

"What happened to what cat?"

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

Out-of-Homebody experience.

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

'Bugger!'

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."