Animal Astro Pro Mugs

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Water divining Mars

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Only in the newspapers.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"What happened to what cat?"

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"