Astro-traveler Mugs

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How am I abducting?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Astral Projection

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

There is No Planet C

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

A Space Walk

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."