Stellar Traveler Mugs

"Screw heaven! When I die I'm going to Mars."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

A Space Walk

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."