Stellar Traveler Gifts

"Screw heaven! When I die I'm going to Mars."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Parking meter on the moon.

"Siri, find oxygen."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk