Cosmic Traveller Gifts

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

Save Our Universe

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Parking meter on the moon.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.