Universe Traveller Gifts

Big Bang Theory.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

How am I abducting?

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Slinky Cow World

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

There is No Planet C

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

"Space exploration"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'