Multiverse Traveler Gifts

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Catching Butterflies

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Parking meter on the moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."