Multiverse Traveler Mugs

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Catching Butterflies

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

The Decline of Europe

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Parking meter on the moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Citizen of the world.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.