Otherworldly Traveler Mugs

'Go to Hell'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

The Decline of Europe

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Citizen of the world.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

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Vampire on a plane