Extraterrestrial Traveler Mugs

'Really? - We're here to escape OUR planet's housing bubble.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

There is No Planet C

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'